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Here are some comments that I thought were especially amusing. Many of these are also in other Digest pages.
I want to sneak in that room of hers and steal so many props, it isn't funny.
Man, there was a virtual cornucopia of Clarissa stuff this morning!
And there was apparently some other deal where MJH promo'd Ren&Stimpy, but I guess I was off flipping channels. Man man MAN! I shoulda just run the VCR all morning! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! Someone slap me, please. Oh MAN!
Well, after the counting-in-Spanish ``SNICK'' spot, and the one where she's not on much and they mostly show grumpy-looking people sitting around, there's a new, short spot that might interest Clarissa's fans. The spot has two quick Clarissa closeups. Real closeup. Like forehead to chin closeup.
She's as photogenic at that scale as any other, but it was a little startling. Took me a while to find the remote, and I still can't find a page of the cisco class notes I was browsing at the time, with the notebook rings unwisely open...
I'm up to my knees in Sun hardware and software (I WANT WHOEVER WROTE 'SUNINSTALL'. JUST 5 MINUTES. ALONE.)
See ya.... Chris Cates, email@example.com
``A guy with no cable,
A guy with no life.''
> the Museum of Television and Radio in NYC (which had never heard of Melissa
> Joan Hart [name doesn't appear in database]),
[Note: I mixed a glass of skim milk and Tropicana Pure Premium orange juice when nobody else was around (don't let my parents see this--they'll really be concerned!) drank it, and didn't feel any physiological compulsion to barf. Does anyone have the correct formula?]
The writers have made some adjustments as the kids get older -- I can think of two early plot bits centering around Clarissa not filling out yet, and obviously after the New Intro _that_ idea's not going to reappear...
P.S. - I WANT A SNICK COUCH!
It has just occurred to me that C & F are are fictional while each presidential candidate is trying to convince us that he is real...
There is quite a bit of irony in the supposedly real Kids of America having their choice of president announced by fictional characters.
Suggestions on how to make all my responsibilies other than watching, researching, and writing about CEIA disappear would also be very much appreciated.
Has anyone on this list seen Swan Lake? If so, is it still on?
> Swan Lake is a ballet which I'm sure is occasionally done once in a while.
>Swan's Crossing is a TV series that I've seen a little bit of.
Ok.. So I'm an idiot.. I meant Swan's Crossing... Who's seen that? And is it still on?
The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition, offers the following definitions for the word ``cute'':
1. Delightfully pretty or dainty.
2. Obviously contrived to charm; precious.
3. Shrewd; clever.
Question: which of these does Clarissa mean when she says that Clifford Spleenhurfer now seems to her ``kinda cute''?!
> Well, thanks for listening. Oh, and, uh, what's this about MJH having a
> BOYFRIEND?! And 6'2"?!? What is this world coming to?
Yeah, and I'm only 6'1'' and couldn't stay on a surfboard unless they crazyglued me on. But I'll bet he can't write Perl scripts... umm... ah... never mind.
Was it just me, or did anyone else who's seen the ad think that MJH/Clarissa looked TOTALLY _HOT_ in that tight-fitting, skimpy ST uniform? YOW!
Thinking bad, bad thoughts,
Oh, you mean like having the phrase ``Where no man has gone before'' running through your mind??
Followups to rec.arts.startrek.clarissa.recovery.
Jim Davis | ``But I'll bet it wouldn't hurt just to try it once.''
firstname.lastname@example.org | -- Clarissa Darling
Yeah, that's it... Sort of a ``12 Step'' program:
``Hello. My name is Scott. I've been watching Clarissa since it's inception. I suppose I had bad thoughts all along, but it was the Star Trek skit that made me realize I needed help...''
> ``But I'll bet it wouldn't hurt just to try it once...''
> -- Clarissa Darling
I'm not even gonna touch that one! :)
Finally, for those who want to think ``bad, bad thoughts'': That entity in space had no part that even vaguely resembled a testicle.
[A] lot of showbiz teens don't make it as adult actors. Remember the ``Silver Spoons'' cast?
I doubt anything so catastrophic would happen to Ms. Hart, but there are other fates I hope she avoids, if acting isn't in her adult future. So here's my Top Ten List of things I never want to hear her say:
10. ``Let me explain how multi-level marketing works.''
9. ``No, I haven't decided what to do with my law degree.''
8. ``The cushion under your seat doubles as a flotation device.''
7. ``...and on your left is Magic Mountain.''
6. ``I'll be back with the sports, after this timeout.''
5. ``No, I haven't decided what to do with my CS degree.''
4. ``Just think how your child would benefit from a new set of Encyclopedias!''
3. ``Here's your schedule for the day, Mr. Quayle.''
2. ``I'm really excited about joining the 90210 cast!!''
And the number one thing I don't _ever_ want to hear her say:
1. ``The fileserver will be down for an OS upgrade tomorrow.''
> I remember seeing marathons for all the other shows except Clarissa.
I could almost swear I saw one of these quite a few weeks ago. I think it was on Saturday AND Sunday.
See Alternate episode titles for help with an unofficial title or other episode reference you don't recognize.
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