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CEIA: ``She Drives Me Crazy'' (#115)

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-- Information --

Airing Info

Production Date: [?]
Jan 92
Broadcast Date: [?]
23 Feb 92
Running Time: [?]
11:31 + 12:45 = 24:16
AKA: [?]

Episode Content

Plot Synopsis: [?]
Clarissa bends the truth a bit and wins ``Cheeky'' magazine's ``My Bro, What a Guy'' essay contest; but before she can collect the grand prize -- a new car -- she actually has to be nice to Ferguson in front of the magazine's editor.
Subplots: [?]
Janet and Marshall are going to a ``Body by Basil'' aerobics class.
Opening Scene: [?]
``They say that honestly is the best policy, but I say the world would be an awful place without little white lies.'' / What if everyone were totally honest all the time?
Closing Line: [?]
``Telling the truth does have its advantages. Right, nerd-pie?'' [Then Ferguson responds, ``Stuff it, ooze-head!'' -- see ``Ferg'' field below for the rest of the exchange.]
Spoofs: [?]
Other Cut-away Segments: [?]
a frightening vision of Janet and Marshall 15 years in the future
Computer Stuff: [?]
``Ferg-Fly'' computer game
Sam's Entrances: [?]
  1. ``Hi, Sam.'' ``Where is it?''
  2. ``Hi, Sam.'' ``For you...'' [carrying car seat covers]
Names for Ferguson: [?]
my dear, dear brother


The exchange in front of Jill:

Ferguson: ????-face!      Clarissa: Barf-brain!
Ferguson: Dork-breath!    Clarissa: Geek!

The exchange at the end of the episode:

Clarissa: Right, nerd-pie?             Ferguson: Stuff it, ooze-head!
Clarissa: Slug-breath!                 Ferguson: Wart-lips!
Clarissa: Amoeba brain!                Ferguson: That's one more cell than you!
Clarissa: Teenage mutant ninja moron!  Ferguson: Dork-????
Clarissa: Creepazoid!                  Ferguson: Barf-brain!
Clarissa: Fish-face!                   Ferguson: Squid-lips!


Jill's names for Ferguson:

Marshall's Designs: [?]
Janet's Work: [?]


Writer: [?]
Mollie Fermaglich
Director: [?]
Chuck Vinson
Guest Players: [?]
Patricia Scanlon as Jill [``Cheeky'' editor]
Opening Credits: [?]
Closing Credits: [?]

Other Info

Character Names: [?]
Jill, ``Cheeky'' magazine editor
Real-World References: [?]
Quotes: [?]
``You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar'' - ``They'' [unattributed]
Lyrics and Poetry: [?]
Clothes: [?]
Food: [?]
Pics: [?]

-- Opinions --

Favorite Lines: [?]
Favorite Scenes: [?]
Syrup-in-the-lap scene in the kitchen
Other good stuff: [?]
Weak Points and Mistakes: [?]

-- DYNs --


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